Total Medals Earned: 43 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,400 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find all 18 FAILs.
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
